I drew all of the eeveelutions in the spirit of Christmas! Happy Holidays everyone! :)
—Hank Green (via hankgreenoutofcontext)
Seriously though, if we find aliens, I am going to be SO ALL OVER THEIR PROCREATION STRATEGIES IT IS ALL I WILL EVER THINK ABOUT EVER AGAIN THAT WOULD BE SO COOL!
why am i laughing
I was looking for this for so long.
When something bothers you but you know if you try to explain it to someone you’ll just fail horribly and make things worse…yeah, I hate that.
"In the last 20 years of my life, I’ve been using something unrecognizable. I’ve been acting for 20 years and I’ve gone unnoticed"
Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.
look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon
And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.
And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.
If anyone ever questions that birds and reptiles are closely related
I show them this.